Letter to the Editor

Dear Bean Patch Editorial Department:

This is getting a little ridiculous. I understand you're busy people, but this is just way too long without any information about our favorite star. I understand that often "no news is good news", but we fans need more information! Anything would be helpful.

On behalf of the growing number of Jellybean fans out there, please re-task your tireless team of reporters and let us know what's happening.

With appreciation,
A Frustrated Fan

Jellybean's "Ride" Inspected, May Appear in MTV Show

Publicists for the hit MTV show Pimp My Ride today intimated they were in talks with the Jellybean to star in an upcoming episode of the show. Nothing appears to be finalized, but there were reports the Jellybean's new "ride" was spotted being inspected by producers behind a police station in Washington, DC. The Jellybean herself did not appear to be present, but her parents/co-agents seemed intently engaged with the show's representative.

Still, industry observers were pessimistic a deal could be struck. "Given Britney Spears disastrous appearance this past week on MTV, I seriously doubt the Jellybean's advisors are going to elect to have her appear on the network," one pundit noted. "It just doesn't convey the message they want. The Jellybean wants to appeal to fans of all ages, and MTV is too focused on a younger age group." Still, it's smart to explore options. After all, you don't need to be a star like the Jellybean to go through the inspection process; any person (regardless of DC residency) can take advantage of the opportunity. "I have no comment other than to say it was a great meeting," the Jellybean's father/co-agent said on leaving. "I'd encourage people to drop by and see whether it's something they might like to do."

Jellybean Excited as Rumors of New Star in Baltimore Surface

Over this past Labor Day weekend, rumors surfaced that the Jellybean will not be the only big area debut over the course of the next twelve months. The Bean Patch has credible reports a new budding star (who has yet to be named or secure representation) will also debut next spring in Baltimore. There are few specifics but industry reaction was swift. "It was only a matter of time before more stars arrived in this market. With the Jellybean's early success, it would be more surprising if others didn't follow," one industry observer commented.

Still, others in the industry believe this news may not be entirely unconnected to the Jellybean's group of insiders and believe some of her own team may be associated with this new career launch. In fact, some believe there may be an indirect familial connection between the two stars, though details are sketchy. A source close to the Jellybean speaking on the condition of anonymity indicated, "I don't want to confirm or deny any rumors out there, but I'd say we at Camp Jellybean are excited about the prospect of another star on the scene." When asked whether this new star might be related to the Jellybean, our source responded slyly, "I'm refusing to comment because in this case it's best to keep secrets secret." (Or was that "...be cousin this case..."?) The Bean Patch will continue to investigate.