Jellybean's a String Bean, Career Coach Says

Kay Taylor (the artist formerly known as the Jellybean) visited her career coach this morning. After a brief physical examination during which she tipped the scales at 14 pounds, 6 ounces and measured out at 26 1/2 inches, her coach pronounced her as "long and lean" and said her career was right on track. "At 95th percentile for height and 75th for weight, I'd say this girl's a string bean not a Jellybean," one pundit quipped after hearing the news. At least the good news is not leading to a swelled head; her head circumference was still at the 75th percentile.

In other news, Kay Taylor's father/co-agent met for an intense strategy session with several tens of thousands of other Washingtonians last night at opening night of the spectacular, new Nationals Park in DC. Though it may have been Ryan Zimmerman's walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth, unconfirmed reports were that several fans left discussing Kay Taylor's career potential. "Kay Taylor and a new ballpark debut in the same year," one fan was overheard saying. "It's an embarrassment of riches."

Paps Surprise Young Stars. “Make a Break for It,” Yells KT

After an early dinner at Lebanese Taverna, Kay Taylor and her entourage (including young starlet Jay Humphreys) were ambushed by the paparazzi upon leaving the restaurant. "Make a break for it," yelled Kay Taylor to young Jay. He was able to escape the cameras while Kay Taylor was left to deal with the crowd. From her expression, she was not amused. A close friend of KayTay's tells us that she was trying to have a nice quiet dinner with friends and just wants a little privacy.

Kay Taylor on New Family Addition: "She's Number One!"

Kay Taylor spent the morning heading to Baltimore to the Greater Baltimore Medical Center to meet a new young star debuting in the Baltimore area. Kay Taylor smiled at reporters as she entered the GBMC lobby and coyly revealed the new starlet -- Allison Grace Custer -- was actually her cousin. Unconfirmed reports suggest Miss Custer arrived just before 6:30 this morning at a healthy 8 pounds 6 ounces and measured out at 21 1/2 inches.

"Our client is particularly pleased to welcome young Allison to the entertainment world," her co-agent announced to the assembled media, "and all of us at Camp Kay Taylor wish the extended Custer clan all the best. Our client wants to tell Allison that she's one great first cousin." When asked by several reporters to clarify whether he used the term "first cousin" to describe her relation to Kay Taylor or whether he meant Allison was the first of any cousins Kay Taylor has, her co-agent responded, "both, actually. No matter how you cut it, Allison Grace is number one."

Assorted pictures of the event are attached.

Kay Taylor Reemerges as Family Celebrates Easter

Many fans have expressed mounting frustration over the lack of timely Kay Taylor news recently. Perhaps in response, Kay Taylor hosted her co-agents and her Grandparents Snee over for a traditional Easter dinner to celebrate the season and plan a strategy for making more timely press releases. Her co-agents were quick to point out that the star has recently been on the road to visit her Grandparents Winthrop in South Carolina (more photos from that event soon), but both did acknowledge the need for better press relations. "We're trying our best," her father/co-agent said in a press conference last night. "Some people out there are just going to have to learn to be more patient." But, before he could finish his thought, he was motioned away from the podium and the session quickly ended. The press department did release the following photos of our young star from the weekend's dinner.