Friday, June 20, 2008

In Memoriam

The Bean Patch wishes to take a brief break from reporting the news of DC’s greatest new star to acknowledge the passing of another DC treasure.

Tim Russert went off to work a week ago today just as he had so many weeks and years before, his loyal staff springing to work, beginning the hard push for another week producing the best political talk show on television. Then, as he was recording his famous opening enticement “our issue this week…”, one of Washington’s greats collapsed and died.

Since then, Washington has been abuzz with a parade of journalists and political dignitaries paying homage to a man who revolutionized his industry – a man who managed to be the model of neutrality in a town defined by divisions. A decidedly ungraceful, unglamorous man gracefully showed it was possible to be exceptionally well-liked in a get-ahead town and a get-ahead business.

The Bean Patch has several friends who worked closely with Mr. Russert and our hearts go out to all of them. But, Mr. Russert was a boss, friend and co-worker (and more) to them. To the rest of us, it was a very different relationship. He was the people’s representative; he provided us with the invaluable service of holding our elected leaders accountable for their actions. We, too, have lost a friend – our advocate – and he will be missed.

Alas, life and news must move on. But, as we turn on the television in the coming weekends, it will be Sunday, it will be Meet the Press, but it will never be the same Meet the Press without Tim Russert.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

"I'm a Burrito," Claims Star

Kay Taylor spent this evening relaxing on the floor and watching some interesting shows on Mexican cooking.

As she became more engrossed in the programming, she thought the best way to learn was by doing. Since she has yet to try her skills in the kitchen, she thought, "what's the next best thing?"

"You know I think this blanket could be a good test for making the perfect burrito," she exclaimed and with a couple of quick turns, our young star showed she was not only a model for the entertainment industry but also one for classic Mexican cooking.

But how can a young star know how her culinary masterpiece turned out? Maybe she could sneak a quick peak...

"Perfect!" she announced. Maybe the Bean Patch needs to begin publication of its own food section. After all, you couldn't ask for a better spokesperson.