Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Kay Taylor and Dogg May Begin Collaboration

After the above photo was leaked to the public yesterday, rumors immediately surfaced that Kay Taylor may be teaming up with renowned child star, Tagg E. Dogg. Mr. Dogg has received many accolades from other child stars as "fun" and "plush" and has been known to be very accessible. "He's easy to hold on to," one former co-star was quoted as saying. Kay Taylor 's press department indicated the two stars were friends but refused to confirm or deny rumors of any future collaboration.

Another photograph was also released yesterday - this time without Mr. Dogg. Kay Taylor appears to be enjoying a nice, relaxing day at home. Upon seeing the photo, one fan remarked, "she may be a star, but she enjoys just lounging around the house like the rest of us."

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Kay Taylor Shines as Four Generations Meet

After much anticipation, four generations of Kay Taylor's family gathered yesterday in Olney, Maryland for a belated celebration of her debut last November. Of particular interest was the introduction of Kay Taylor to her Great Grandma Sharp. The two exchanged a ceremonial handshake...And the young starlet erupted in smiles.

Kay Taylor's Aunt Sandy and Aunt Barb also made their introduction at the event and, during one photo-op, Kay Taylor picked Aunt Barb out from the excited paparazzi to acknowledge her.


"You see how well she plays to the crowd," one fan remarked, "it's no wonder that young lady is a star."

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Kay Taylor Photos Released

After significant pressure from fans, Kay Taylor's press department released a series of photos last night. The young starlet seems to be enjoying her new found celebrity in many of the photos.

As is typical of many of today's fashionistas, Kay Taylor seemed reluctant to flash her captivating smile at the camera. Still, the Bean Patch was able to secure two shots of our young star in one of her more relaxed moments.



















The photo-op did include several more posed shots which we assume were practice shots for an upcoming magazine spread.


















Still, the session apparently ended with our young beauty subtly expressing her desire to move on to other activities as soon as possible.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Bean Patch Resolves Writers' Stike, Returns to Press

Management, reporters and fans gathered last night at a press conference announcing a break-through in talks with the Bean Patch's writers and reporters. After a strike lasting over a month, the mood was celebratory. The Bean Patch's editor-in-chief: "We here at the Bean Patch value our readers and know they are starved for news. We are not going to make excuses for the last month; we're just concentrating on going forward from here. Kay Taylor's career is continuing to move forward positively. Her fans need more information."

Many at the press conference emphasized there was no connection between the Bean Patch's writers' strike and that of the Writers Guild of America, though several reporters did express solidarity for their Hollywood counterparts. "These strikes really just hurt the fans, but fans need to understand there are other uncontrollable forces affecting how stories are being brought to them."

Kay Taylor's father/co-agent was sympathetic to the situation: "We need to cut these writers some slack. They lead busy lives. Many are only part-time writers and are spending a lot of time juggling many tasks. We at Camp Jellybean are happy the Bean Patch is back online. Kay Taylor's doing well and we're glad her fans will be getting news again. There's only one real source for news on Kay Taylor and that's the Bean Patch."

The Bean Patch appreciates the patience of its fans and will double its efforts to get information out on a timely basis.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Star "Getting Out" of City, Visits Olney, MD

After a busy weekend entertaining guests at her DC home, Kay Taylor and her mother/co-agent decided to venture out of the city yesterday to spend an afternoon in Olney, Maryland. Although the Bean Patch had assumed her trip was, in part, to expand her fan base further into the DC suburbs, it would appear from photos of the young star that she spent most of her time relaxing at her grandparents' house in the Olney Mill neighborhood.

Kay Taylor's mother/co-agent played down the trip after briefly stopping to talk to reporters. She described it as "just an opportunity to get out of the house" and nothing more. One industry observer: "Are we really supposed to think a star of Kay Taylor's magnitude is just 'taking it easy' on a Tuesday afternoon? No way. That girl's one smart cookie and I'm sure she's up to something."

Monday, December 17, 2007

Kay Taylor Entertains Local Fans, Has Potential Interview

Kay Taylor began a series of dialogues with local fans this past week as she began to cement her position as one of DC's newest and brightest celebrities. Last Wednesday, she met with two friends and co-workers of her mother/co-agent from e-learning company Blackboard. Both Laura and Erin declared the young headliner was definitely "Blackboard material." Rumors surfaced shortly after the encounter that perhaps the meeting was actually the start of a long interview process to lure Kay Taylor into the Blackboard family, but the Bean Patch could not confirm any such information.

On Friday, Kay Taylor enjoyed her first introduction to her cousin Dotty. While the young headliner was excited at the chance to meet Dotty, several reports were leaked that she spent much of the afternoon get-together asleep in Dotty's arms. The weekend ended with a final group of visitors, FOKTs Josie and Bob, who not only enjoyed their first meeting and a brief photo op with DC's newest starlet, but also brought two tasty gifts -- a homemade chocolate chip pumpkin bread and some mouth-watering chicken and black bean enchiladas. Although it's unclear whether Kay Taylor herself sampled the culinary delicacies, her press department released a statement pronouncing both delicious and thanking Josie and Bob for their generosity.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kay Taylor Meets New Canine Ambassador

Kay Taylor spent the past weekend preparing for the Christmas holiday, while her co-agents continued to hone their skills for successfully developing this young star's career. On Saturday, her father/co-agent spent the morning taking an introductory infant CPR class while Kay Taylor and her mother/co-agent entertained FOKT Kerry Jo back at her DC home.

On Sunday morning, both Kay Taylor and her co-agents met with their Chief Canine Ambassador for the first time. Although the Bean Patch has been unable to obtain pictures of the actual encounter, we have secured the following file photo of Ambassador Hobo, who is called Bo by his friends and associates and lives with Kay Taylor's paternal grandparents. Ambassador Bo remarked that Kay Taylor smelled good and seemed soft and cuddly. He said he looked forward to her being "a bit bigger" so he could introduce her to "other canine diplomats" in the future.

After the positive meeting, Kay Taylor and her parents/co-agents headed out to purchase a Christmas tree for the holidays. Although there was no video of the event, it's reported that Kay Taylor forcefully expressed her desire to return home while in the parking lot of the nursery, and she and her mother/co-agent left before the tree was actually purchased. Her father/co-agent finalized the deal, however, and Kay Taylor pronounced the tree to be a satisfactory purchase in her absence.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Career Coach Indicates "She's Looking Good"

Kay Taylor again met with her career coach, Dr. Van Vleck, this morning. The evaluation was unambiguously positive with Van Vleck saying the young star looked good, was putting on weight nicely and seemed attentive and engaging -- all important components for any young celebrity. "Of course she's attentive and engaging; that's why she's a star!" one fan reacted to the news. "You don't need an advanced degree to know this girl's something special."

After the appointment Kay Taylor and her co-agents returned home where the young headliner spent the late morning planning her next career move. In a photo exclusively released to the Bean Patch, one can see the young star is deep in thought even when she appears to be asleep. One insider: "Ah, if we could only know the inspired thoughts swirling in that young mind."

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Kay Taylor Talks Strategy, Also Takes Break

Although busy working on laying the foundation of her new career, Kay Taylor spent the last few days entertaining her Grandma Snee over at her new DC home. It is unclear what was discussed during their time together, but many suspect career strategy was brought up during the visit. It has also been reported that, at the conclusion of their meetings, Kay Taylor spent a good portion of the time napping along with her mother and co-agent.

One industry observer: "To have her grandparents so close is definitely an asset. As a career gets off the ground, it can be exhausting and stressful on a star and her agents. What a great luxury to have a trusted partner close by to let our young star take a little nap and give her agents a bit of a break."

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Press Secretary Candidates Interviewed

Kay Taylor spent her Saturday morning conducting preliminary interviews for a press secretary to handle most of her new publicity. In an informal interview, she met with FOKT ("Friend of Kay Taylor") Michael who presently handles press duties for Congressman McGovern. Perhaps in an effort to sway the interview, Michael brought a homemade Feijoada from him and FOKT Alicia who presently handles much of the representation for Jack Mershon, another local star.

"I would consider the feijoada a bribe," one critic cynically lamented. Others were more realistic: "Given the success of Jack Mershon's career and the close relationship Kay Taylor's parents have with Michael and Alicia, it's difficult to see another person being considered to handle the press duties."

The Bean Patch did secure two photos of the event. In one photo, it would appear Michael was enjoying cozying up to the new star, and, in another picture, it seems Kay Taylor and her parents were all smiles as the interview concluded.