Monday, April 21, 2008

KayTay Caught Lazing About with Co-Agent














While Kay Taylor's days are filled with glamour and stardom (including visiting her grandparents, stroller walks, play group, rolling frantically from side to side, and sucking her thumb), she took some time to laze about with one of her co-agents this morning. This is becoming somewhat of a routine. The star wakes around 6:30 AM, takes a bottle, and jumps in bed with her co-agents. When asked about their time together, her co-agent said, "Kay Taylor's only small for so long; we've got to enjoy it while we can."


Saturday, April 19, 2008

KayTay Ventures to Charm City, Meets Star

Today, Kay Taylor ventured north to visit Baltimore superstar, Allison Grace. The two spent a good bit of the time lounging around, but some of the visit was spent discussing important topics. The most important: what is Allison's secret to such a thick head of hair???

Friday, April 18, 2008

Pretty in Pink

Isn't she?

With perfect weather and the azaleas in full bloom, our little star eagerly posed for the cameras. It was a busy day - a trip to her co-agent's business office at
Blackboard, Inc. and an afternoon playgroup with her friends from PACE. It was Kay Taylor's first trip to the downtown office and she was greeted by many Blackboarders anxiously awaiting her arrival. During the frenzy, one even grabbed his camera phone and snapped a picture. The playgroup proved to be more lowkey and Kay Taylor was able to relax and enjoy the beautiful day with a close circle of friends.

Even with all of the day's activities, she still found time to stop and smell the flowers.




Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Kay Taylor Caught Sleeping on the Job


Sunday was a big day for our little star. Lunch at the Vietnamese deli,
Song Que,a quick trip to Barnes and Noble, and a playdate with fellow star, Jack Mershon. Kay Taylor's busy social schedule caught up with her and exhaustion took over. Her co-agent tells us, "It's difficult to keep up with the demands of stardom. Sometimes you've got to take a break."

Monday, March 31, 2008

Jellybean's a String Bean, Career Coach Says

Kay Taylor (the artist formerly known as the Jellybean) visited her career coach this morning. After a brief physical examination during which she tipped the scales at 14 pounds, 6 ounces and measured out at 26 1/2 inches, her coach pronounced her as "long and lean" and said her career was right on track. "At 95th percentile for height and 75th for weight, I'd say this girl's a string bean not a Jellybean," one pundit quipped after hearing the news. At least the good news is not leading to a swelled head; her head circumference was still at the 75th percentile.

In other news, Kay Taylor's father/co-agent met for an intense strategy session with several tens of thousands of other Washingtonians last night at
opening night of the spectacular, new Nationals Park in DC. Though it may have been Ryan Zimmerman's walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth, unconfirmed reports were that several fans left discussing Kay Taylor's career potential. "Kay Taylor and a new ballpark debut in the same year," one fan was overheard saying. "It's an embarrassment of riches."

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Paps Surprise Young Stars. “Make a Break for It,” Yells KT


After an early dinner at Lebanese Taverna, Kay Taylor and her entourage (including young starlet Jay Humphreys) were ambushed by the paparazzi upon leaving the restaurant. "Make a break for it," yelled Kay Taylor to young Jay. He was able to escape the cameras while Kay Taylor was left to deal with the crowd. From her expression, she was not amused. A close friend of KayTay's tells us that she was trying to have a nice quiet dinner with friends and just wants a little privacy.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Kay Taylor on New Family Addition: "She's Number One!"


Kay Taylor spent the morning heading to Baltimore to the Greater Baltimore Medical Center to meet a new young star debuting in the Baltimore area. Kay Taylor smiled at reporters as she entered the GBMC lobby and coyly revealed the new starlet -- Allison Grace Custer -- was actually her cousin. Unconfirmed reports suggest Miss Custer arrived just before 6:30 this morning at a healthy 8 pounds 6 ounces and measured out at 21 1/2 inches.

"Our client is particularly pleased to welcome young Allison to the entertainment world," her co-agent announced to the assembled media, "and all of us at Camp Kay Taylor wish the extended Custer clan all the best. Our client wants to tell Allison that she's one great first cousin." When asked by several reporters to clarify whether he used the term "first cousin" to describe her relation to Kay Taylor or whether he meant Allison was the first of any cousins Kay Taylor has, her co-agent responded, "both, actually. No matter how you cut it, Allison Grace is number one."

Assorted pictures of the event are attached.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Kay Taylor Reemerges as Family Celebrates Easter

Many fans have expressed mounting frustration over the lack of timely Kay Taylor news recently. Perhaps in response, Kay Taylor hosted her co-agents and her Grandparents Snee over for a traditional Easter dinner to celebrate the season and plan a strategy for making more timely press releases. Her co-agents were quick to point out that the star has recently been on the road to visit her Grandparents Winthrop in South Carolina (more photos from that event soon), but both did acknowledge the need for better press relations. "We're trying our best," her father/co-agent said in a press conference last night. "Some people out there are just going to have to learn to be more patient." But, before he could finish his thought, he was motioned away from the podium and the session quickly ended. The press department did release the following photos of our young star from the weekend's dinner.








Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Kay Taylor Makes Friends with Stars Near and Far

Kay Taylor spent her weekend getting acquainted with several other young stars - both from the DC area and from the New York suburbs. Although the two had met before, Saturday marked the first meaningful encounter between Kay Taylor and another DC star - Jack Mershon. The meeting started with Jack immediately striking poses for the camera.

The two ultimately hit it off well, and photographers managed to catch several photos of the two swapping stories and strategies of dealing with the tireless DC paparazzi.

Kay Taylor's parents were treated to an elegant breakfast by Jack's parents and the Bean Patch anticipated this was the first of many get-togethers between the two up-and-comers. Kay Taylor was all smiles as the event ended; more photos are available here.

The weekend also included a meeting with the Merrill siblings from the greater New York area. The three immediately hit it off as they swapped stories of their experiences in the respective media markets.
In particular, Greta and Kay Taylor hit it off well. The two talked extensively about tutus, kittens and other important topics. Kay Taylor was glad to finally connect with these renowned siblings and thanked them for making the trek down to DC for the weekend. More photos from the event are available here.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Belated Valentine's Day Photos Released

Though belatedly, Kay Taylor's press department yesterday released two photos from an informal Valentine's Day shoot last week. Several insiders rationalized the delay: "I think our star wasn't 100% happy with some of the photos. She had had a long day at numerous publicity events before the shoot. Still, let's be honest; the camera loves her."

In other news, Kay Taylor had a busy weekend meeting with several other young stars - both from the DC area and the New York suburbs. The Bean Patch will report more on these events as photos become available.