Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Kay Taylor Visits Career Coach, Practices New Talent

Washington's favorite new star again met with her career coach this morning. As she and her co-agents pushed passed the mob of fans and photographers stationed outside the DC offices, the trio smiled and waved to the group. In a Bean Patch exclusive, our own investigative reporters managed to secure several photos from inside the meeting.

Kay Taylor and her co-agents enjoyed bonding briefly as they waited for the meeting to begin.

...and our young star decided to snack on whatever she could get her hands on.

As her career coach became delayed, our starlet discovered the paper on which she was lying actually came from a long, seemingly endless roll.















So, she decided to pass the time by practicing the ancient art of origami...














And, in the end, was quite pleased with the results.


At the conclusion of the meeting, Kay Taylor's press department released the following statement: "Her career continues to progress on schedule. Her stature has grown to 28 inches which is above the 100th percentile for a star at this point in her career. At 15 pounds, 14 ounces, she shows she's a heavyweight in the industry, although she's still a lean 75th percentile. Does she have the brains to back it all up? Of course! Her head circumference of 44 centimeters is also 90th percentile."

Monday, April 28, 2008

Star is Busy Around Town

Word on the street is that Kay Taylor's social schedule is filling up. Friday morning began with a visit to Starbucks with new neighborhood friends, Audrey and Carter. In the afternoon, the social butterfly hosted her playgroup. The group spent the afternoon showing off for their agents - rolling on the floor, laughing, and sitting up unassisted.

Saturday was a sunny and hot day in Washington. Kay Taylor decided to join the thousands of Washingtonian families at Family Day at
Glen Echo Park. She invited her pal, Jack Mershon, and his agent. Even with the Irish dancing, magician, and carousel rides, KayTay and Jack decided to beat a hasty retreat because of the throngs of paparazzi, hot sun, and many, many bugs. They reconvened at Jack's house where it was cool and private. One photographer was able to get a shot of Kay Taylor with Jack's agent, Alicia.

Sunday was lowkey and the star decided to stay indoors for most of the day. Just a quick trip to run errands and she spent a good portion of the day with her co-agents resting up for another busy week.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Go Nats! Kay Taylor Supports Local Team

On Friday night, Kay Taylor was spotted on the couch supporting her favorite baseball team, the Washington Nationals. One of her co-agents actually attended the game that evening. When asked why he attended the game without his number one starlet, he stated, "It was a late game. Kay Taylor requires at least 10 hours of beauty sleep each night. The game was amazing -- a walk-off homer by rookie Wil Nieves -- but it would have been better sharing it with her."

It looks as if our star is a sports fan. The Bean Patch has received a tip that Kay Taylor may attend a baseball game soon. We'll be sure to report any sightings.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Kay Taylor Hams It Up for the Cameras

After five months of fame, our little star is enjoying the spotlight. When the cameras came out this morning, Kay Taylor began to ham it up. She eagerly posed for the photographers and enjoyed her favorite pastime, lying on her stomach and sucking her fingers. We think that this cutie is a natural.

Monday, April 21, 2008

KayTay Caught Lazing About with Co-Agent














While Kay Taylor's days are filled with glamour and stardom (including visiting her grandparents, stroller walks, play group, rolling frantically from side to side, and sucking her thumb), she took some time to laze about with one of her co-agents this morning. This is becoming somewhat of a routine. The star wakes around 6:30 AM, takes a bottle, and jumps in bed with her co-agents. When asked about their time together, her co-agent said, "Kay Taylor's only small for so long; we've got to enjoy it while we can."


Saturday, April 19, 2008

KayTay Ventures to Charm City, Meets Star

Today, Kay Taylor ventured north to visit Baltimore superstar, Allison Grace. The two spent a good bit of the time lounging around, but some of the visit was spent discussing important topics. The most important: what is Allison's secret to such a thick head of hair???

Friday, April 18, 2008

Pretty in Pink

Isn't she?

With perfect weather and the azaleas in full bloom, our little star eagerly posed for the cameras. It was a busy day - a trip to her co-agent's business office at
Blackboard, Inc. and an afternoon playgroup with her friends from PACE. It was Kay Taylor's first trip to the downtown office and she was greeted by many Blackboarders anxiously awaiting her arrival. During the frenzy, one even grabbed his camera phone and snapped a picture. The playgroup proved to be more lowkey and Kay Taylor was able to relax and enjoy the beautiful day with a close circle of friends.

Even with all of the day's activities, she still found time to stop and smell the flowers.




Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Kay Taylor Caught Sleeping on the Job


Sunday was a big day for our little star. Lunch at the Vietnamese deli,
Song Que,a quick trip to Barnes and Noble, and a playdate with fellow star, Jack Mershon. Kay Taylor's busy social schedule caught up with her and exhaustion took over. Her co-agent tells us, "It's difficult to keep up with the demands of stardom. Sometimes you've got to take a break."

Monday, March 31, 2008

Jellybean's a String Bean, Career Coach Says

Kay Taylor (the artist formerly known as the Jellybean) visited her career coach this morning. After a brief physical examination during which she tipped the scales at 14 pounds, 6 ounces and measured out at 26 1/2 inches, her coach pronounced her as "long and lean" and said her career was right on track. "At 95th percentile for height and 75th for weight, I'd say this girl's a string bean not a Jellybean," one pundit quipped after hearing the news. At least the good news is not leading to a swelled head; her head circumference was still at the 75th percentile.

In other news, Kay Taylor's father/co-agent met for an intense strategy session with several tens of thousands of other Washingtonians last night at
opening night of the spectacular, new Nationals Park in DC. Though it may have been Ryan Zimmerman's walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth, unconfirmed reports were that several fans left discussing Kay Taylor's career potential. "Kay Taylor and a new ballpark debut in the same year," one fan was overheard saying. "It's an embarrassment of riches."

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Paps Surprise Young Stars. “Make a Break for It,” Yells KT


After an early dinner at Lebanese Taverna, Kay Taylor and her entourage (including young starlet Jay Humphreys) were ambushed by the paparazzi upon leaving the restaurant. "Make a break for it," yelled Kay Taylor to young Jay. He was able to escape the cameras while Kay Taylor was left to deal with the crowd. From her expression, she was not amused. A close friend of KayTay's tells us that she was trying to have a nice quiet dinner with friends and just wants a little privacy.