Exposed: Graphic Photos Show Jellybean's a "She"

"Is there no end to the invasion of privacy!" one disgruntled fan shouted as he stormed from a makeshift rally for the Jellybean early this morning. Unfortunately, it appears the damage has already been done, as a second set of Jellybean photos were posted this morning on an underground celebrity gossip site. The posting comes just one day after a few out-of-date photos were leaked to the media.

Although the Jellybean has gone to great lengths to protect all aspects of her identity, these more graphic photos released today confirm that the Jellybean is, in fact, a young girl in hiding. Again, through a spokesman, the Jellybean seemed surprisingly unfazed by the recent developments: "She's a proud young modern American girl. She's not ashamed of the photos, nor should she be. I certainly think she would have preferred to have the pictures taken on her terms, but she feels they're surprisingly tasteful and artistic."

Another anonymous source close to the Jellybean was less forgiving. "The photos were unauthorized and should not be viewed as a harbinger of further information about her identity being released any time soon." The source did confirm that Jellybean was, in fact, a young lady, but again emphasized no further comments would be made at this time. "I think you vultures have learned enough for one day," the source barked at the end of the interview.