Source Contends Jellybean "On the Move"

An anonymous source with inside information on the Jellybean commented yesterday that, while the young star is rarely seen by her adoring public, she is regularly on the move. "I don't know what to say. This girl is moving around morning, noon and night." The source did emphasize there was nothing suspicious or opprobrious about the Jellybean's actions. "Some may think a young star like the Jellybean is up to no good if she's constantly on the move, but she's not. She's simply working and training for her big debut and should be considered the perfect role model for any young lady."

One industry insider: "Of course she's on the move! You know what happens if you sit back and let the world come to you? Nothing. This girl has a career to worry about and lying around doing nothing isn't going to get her anywhere." Does this increased activity mean more photos are coming? Don't count on it, the insider says. "She's been dodging the paparazzi for months. I doubt she's going to slip up and let them get a photo now."

Fans Starved for News as Jellybean Insiders Meet

"I can't live this way with so little news about her. I need to know more!" one fan pleaded at a recent get-together of concerned Jellybean fans. It's been two weeks since we've heard information about the young starlet, but it has come to the Bean Patch's attention that things are far from quiet within the Jellybean's inner circle.

Credible information has surfaced that several of the Jellybean's closest advisors - including her parents (now acting as her agents) - met at a secluded location in Maine last week to map out much of the Jellybean's event schedule for the coming months. As fan interest grows, it's critical to have every part of our favorite star's career work according to a well-laid plan.

"Do you remember that kid last year with the funny name?" an industry insider asked rhetorically. "Of course, you don't. That's what happens when you don't plan these things out. The kid generates all this interest and then disappears into the annals of one-hit wonders. The Jellybean's group may be slow in letting information out, but they're being deliberate and that will pay dividends." Let's hope her fans continue to be patient.

Correction

It has come to the attention of the editorial staff here at the Bean Patch that yesterday we erroneously reported that the Jellybean's talent coaches also advised budding star, Kylie Jaconi Hawe. This apparently was inaccurate.

We at the Bean Patch value you, our readers, and appreciate your confidence that our stories are well-researched and accurate. We apologize for the error and will take appropriate discplinary action against the reporter responsible for the error.

The Jellybean's father/agent issued the following comment: "We here at 'Camp Jellybean' know what it's like to be juggling many things at once. Let's all cut this tireless reporter a little slack. After all, I think he meant well."

Talent Coach Says Jellybean's Career "On Track"

As the country celebrated its independence this past week, the Jellybean seemed to enjoy her own independence in the form of a brief respite from the public's prying eyes. Still, her budding career was never far from the minds of those in the star's inner circle.

On the heels of selecting her parents as her primary agents and publicists, the Jellybean also met with her primary career and talent coach this past week. Though reports are sketchy, the Bean Patch believes this advisor is a top-flight D.C. native named Lightfoote. Those close to the Jellybean are keeping much about her inner circle away from the media, but it is believed Lightfoote is a personal friend of the Jellybean's father from his high school and grade school days and is held in high regard by all of the Jellybean's closest advisors. Lightfoote is also part of a team of talent coaches which has recently helped launch the careers of several other popular D.C. area celebrities, including Jack Jennings Mershon and Kylie Jaconi Hawe.

Initial reports from the meeting were that Lightfoote pronounced everything was going "according to plan" and the Jellybean's career was "on track" and right where it should be.

Jellybean Sparks Controversy with Choice of Agents

The Jellybean returned from a weekend getaway and quickly put an end to the growing speculation about who would represent the budding star to the increasingly curious media. Although many expected she would select an established agency with diverse client backgrounds, the Jellybean instead went in a direction which has become increasingly common with young celebrities; she picked her parents – Jennifer and Dudley - as her primary representation.

"I don't necessarily agree with it," the Bean Patch's industry insider commented, "but I can see the logic. Keep it in the family with people who will be motivated to always represent you in the best possible light while protecting your interests and not those of other clients." The downside: are the parents involved just to vicariously experience the child star's fame? Through a spokesman, the Jellybean responded. "My parents are good people and have diverse talents on which I can draw. I don't think there will be any problems. After all, in our family, the three of us definitely know who the real star is."