Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Fans Starved for News as Jellybean Insiders Meet

"I can't live this way with so little news about her. I need to know more!" one fan pleaded at a recent get-together of concerned Jellybean fans. It's been two weeks since we've heard information about the young starlet, but it has come to the Bean Patch's attention that things are far from quiet within the Jellybean's inner circle.

Credible information has surfaced that several of the Jellybean's closest advisors - including her parents (now acting as her agents) - met at a secluded location in Maine last week to map out much of the Jellybean's event schedule for the coming months. As fan interest grows, it's critical to have every part of our favorite star's career work according to a well-laid plan.

"Do you remember that kid last year with the funny name?" an industry insider asked rhetorically. "Of course, you don't. That's what happens when you don't plan these things out. The kid generates all this interest and then disappears into the annals of one-hit wonders. The Jellybean's group may be slow in letting information out, but they're being deliberate and that will pay dividends." Let's hope her fans continue to be patient.

1 comment:

Rob said...

Huh.

Some best man I am... just reading your blog for the first time! Do I detect a similarity in style to The Quibbler or Potterwatch? :-)

Anyway, welcome to the blogosphere. I've added you to my friends' blogroll.