Jellybean Creates Group, Condemns Drinking Excessively

In papers filed today, the Jellybean's media gurus announced a new organization to promote drinking responsibility and drinking in moderation. In a nod to the more famously named organizations centered around drunk driving, the Jellybean's agents introduced B.A.D.D. - Beans Against Debaucherous Drinking. Reaction was swift. "I think it's a great idea. B.A.D.D.'s goals aren't too lofty. She's not out to save the world, but she shows she cares about something and that brings the public closer to her."

In a surprising display of solidarity, the Jellybean's mother and co-agent announced at the press conference this morning that she would give up drinking altogether for the next year to help promote this new organization. "That was a bit of a surprise," the Bean Patch's reporter on the scene said. "But, I'll tell you this. There's nothing stronger than someone standing up and saying 'this is something in which I believe' and then showing support by doing something." The Jellybean's father and other co-agent made no similar statement.