Jellybean's a String Bean, Career Coach Says

Kay Taylor (the artist formerly known as the Jellybean) visited her career coach this morning. After a brief physical examination during which she tipped the scales at 14 pounds, 6 ounces and measured out at 26 1/2 inches, her coach pronounced her as "long and lean" and said her career was right on track. "At 95th percentile for height and 75th for weight, I'd say this girl's a string bean not a Jellybean," one pundit quipped after hearing the news. At least the good news is not leading to a swelled head; her head circumference was still at the 75th percentile.

In other news, Kay Taylor's father/co-agent met for an intense strategy session with several tens of thousands of other Washingtonians last night at opening night of the spectacular, new Nationals Park in DC. Though it may have been Ryan Zimmerman's walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth, unconfirmed reports were that several fans left discussing Kay Taylor's career potential. "Kay Taylor and a new ballpark debut in the same year," one fan was overheard saying. "It's an embarrassment of riches."