Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Kay Taylor Visits Career Coach, Practices New Talent

Washington's favorite new star again met with her career coach this morning. As she and her co-agents pushed passed the mob of fans and photographers stationed outside the DC offices, the trio smiled and waved to the group. In a Bean Patch exclusive, our own investigative reporters managed to secure several photos from inside the meeting.

Kay Taylor and her co-agents enjoyed bonding briefly as they waited for the meeting to begin.

...and our young star decided to snack on whatever she could get her hands on.

As her career coach became delayed, our starlet discovered the paper on which she was lying actually came from a long, seemingly endless roll.















So, she decided to pass the time by practicing the ancient art of origami...














And, in the end, was quite pleased with the results.


At the conclusion of the meeting, Kay Taylor's press department released the following statement: "Her career continues to progress on schedule. Her stature has grown to 28 inches which is above the 100th percentile for a star at this point in her career. At 15 pounds, 14 ounces, she shows she's a heavyweight in the industry, although she's still a lean 75th percentile. Does she have the brains to back it all up? Of course! Her head circumference of 44 centimeters is also 90th percentile."

3 comments:

Rob said...

Wow -- she got all of Dudley's height, huh?

Congrats -- glad she's healthy.

And becoming quite the little ham, I can see...

Silly Old Grandma Snee said...

I think she is perfect and now it is confirmed.

Lici said...

She gets her giant noggin from her mother. I know this because I've measured her mother/co-agent's head and it's large ... maybe even extra-large.