School's in Session, Star Exclaims

Because even the brightest of stars require a certain amount of continuing education, our young celebrity's press department announced this morning that Kay Taylor was heading off to a local school near her DC home. Even critics were quick to praise the starlet's initiative and Kay Taylor was all smiles as she prepared to leave in the morning.


Still, at an informal gathering of the press and fans, one cynic exclaimed this was hardly "school" and really should be considered a "playgroup" and nothing more. But the outburst was quickly shouted down by a collection of fans. "What difference does it make? She's always trying to improve herself and that's a great message to her fans," one supporter said. With that, KayTay's co-agent hurried her from the room, and the two headed for the door.


But our young star still had time to turn to her fans, and, as they showered her with praise, she acknowledge the crowd in return with a quick bit of her own applause. One of her co-agent's wistfully said, "this is just the beginning. Once this kid learns to manage her own career, it makes you wonder how much need she'll have for us." Then, as if correcting himself, he added, "I think it shows you that one can learn more at any age, and one can always use the advice of a good co-agent."