Fans Disappointed as Local Stars Traded to New York

Although expected for some months, this week witnessed the inevitable trade of two local budding talents - brother and sister team Greta and Lincoln Merrill - to an established franchise near New York City. "It's the nature of the business," one local commentator added. "You get really attached to these local celebrities, and then you find them whisked away to a new city. It often leaves a tangible void behind."

Some have inferred the Merrills' departure may somehow be related to the Jellybean's imminent arrival later this year, but industry observers deny it. "Completely unrelated" was the assessment. "D.C. would definitely be big enough for all three of them, but sometimes change is necessary. We hate to see them go, but often talented people are going to be more successful playing on a new team which can really showcase their talents. We wish them the best." Although packed and departing later this week, the Bean Patch feels confident this is hardly the last we've heard of Greta and Lincoln.