Press Secretary Candidates Interviewed

Kay Taylor spent her Saturday morning conducting preliminary interviews for a press secretary to handle most of her new publicity. In an informal interview, she met with FOKT ("Friend of Kay Taylor") Michael who presently handles press duties for Congressman McGovern. Perhaps in an effort to sway the interview, Michael brought a homemade Feijoada from him and FOKT Alicia who presently handles much of the representation for Jack Mershon, another local star.

"I would consider the feijoada a bribe," one critic cynically lamented. Others were more realistic: "Given the success of Jack Mershon's career and the close relationship Kay Taylor's parents have with Michael and Alicia, it's difficult to see another person being considered to handle the press duties."

The Bean Patch did secure two photos of the event. In one photo, it would appear Michael was enjoying cozying up to the new star, and, in another picture, it seems Kay Taylor and her parents were all smiles as the interview concluded.