Former Jellybean Critic Withdraws Criticism, Supports Star

As public excitement builds around the Jellybean's ensuing debut, one of her few detractors, an industry insider named Phil Turm, made a significant reversal early Saturday morning. "Some stars speed up their schedule and end up debuting to the public prematurely," Turm announced in a prepared statement. "Last week when rumors surfaced the Jellybean might move her date up, I was worried she too might debut prematurely. However, as of this morning, I want to officially retract any criticisms I may have made and announce my confidence that the Jellybean has had a full and complete development process from an industry standpoint."

This critic's comments mark a somewhat ersatz accomplishment for those associated with the Jellybean. Many big stars have debuted "early" according to industry norms and had stunningly successful careers. In fact, a recent study indicated that nearly one in eight stars make a premature debut; still, those in Camp Jellybean were happy with the news. A spokesman: "we're excited Turm is satisfied, but we're now looking forward to a successful debut."