Sunday, October 21, 2007

Jellybean's Agents' Attendance of Classes Generates Controversy

As the Jellybean's debut date draws near, reports surfaced over the weekend that her co-agents were observed attending several classes over the past several weeks in preparation for her big day. Critics immediately suggested attendance of these classes showed the Jellybean's agents might be ill-prepared for representing a star of her stature, but others were quick to suggest otherwise. One entertainment pundit strongly defended their actions: "We all know the Jellybean's agents are new to this, but attending a few classes is simply the sign of a group who wants to be prepared. No matter how many marathons you run, you have to train for each one. I'd be critical if they weren't taking classes and preparing themselves. Their actions should be praised, not criticized."

The specifics of these classes were not released to the public but rumors are that one centered on the labor associated with delivering a star to the public and included a walk-through of how the Jellybean's debut will take place. Another class concentrated more on nursing the Jellybean's career once the debut has happened. The Bean Patch will continue to investigate.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Those agents had better schedule themselves a diapering class as well, because as Britney's, Michael's, Lindsay's, etc's etc's etc's agents would certainly testify, no matter how well you think your client is prepared, sh*t happens.