Friday, December 7, 2007

Career Coach Indicates "She's Looking Good"

Kay Taylor again met with her career coach, Dr. Van Vleck, this morning. The evaluation was unambiguously positive with Van Vleck saying the young star looked good, was putting on weight nicely and seemed attentive and engaging -- all important components for any young celebrity. "Of course she's attentive and engaging; that's why she's a star!" one fan reacted to the news. "You don't need an advanced degree to know this girl's something special."

After the appointment Kay Taylor and her co-agents returned home where the young headliner spent the late morning planning her next career move. In a photo exclusively released to the Bean Patch, one can see the young star is deep in thought even when she appears to be asleep. One insider: "Ah, if we could only know the inspired thoughts swirling in that young mind."

1 comment:

Lici said...

I'm convinced that whomever can patent the technology to tell you what a baby is thinking will make billions!

For the record, I'm sure she's thinking existentialist thoughts ...