In one of the most exciting developments to date, the Jellybean's two co-agents hurriedly left the offices of her talent coaches this morning and headed directly to Sibley Memorial Hospital, the scheduled site of her debut. There, the two co-agents were met by a crowd of fans and paparazzi who erupted in cheers as the two entered the building. However, nearly two hours later the two co-agents left the building smiling but with no sign of the Jellybean yet again.
Reports have been leaked that Lightfoote (the Jellybean's primary talent coach) suggested the trip to Sibley after the Jellybean's mother and co-agent underwent a routine non-stress(ful) test this morning. Observations at Sibley included heart rates, fluid levels and general health checks. Presumably, there were other pre-debut preparations taking place during the visit. It is rumored several photos were also taken of the Jellybean although no photos have been released by her press department. After all tests were completed and a clean bill of health was issued, the co-agents decided to leave.
In related news, it was believed that among the discussions with the talent coaches this morning was prospect of petitioning an arbitrator to compel the Jellybean to arrive on Monday, November 26th if she has not debuted before that time. The Bean Patch will continue to investigate this story and report more as it is known.
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