Jellybean's Talent Grows, Co-Agent Says

"The Jellybean's talent is growing everyday," her mother and co-agent announced this morning at an interview with reporters. However, it would appear from a photo snapped immediately following this session that the Jellybean's mother is growing as well. Many were quick to defend the growing waistline: "Career launches are very stressful on agents and I can't imagine what's it's like on the mother of a star as well. It's not unusual for a person in her position to be having difficulty sleeping, be eating more, and be feeling a great deal more pressure. I personally think the Jellybean's mother and co-agent looks great." Other comments were even more pointed: "We're awaiting a star's debut here, people. Why are we talking about her agent? What we need is pictures of the Jellybean. Her debut could be any day now. Let's focus on what's important."

On a related note, reports have surfaced the Jellybean's DC bachelorette pad was nearing completion. The Bean Patch will stay on top of the story and attempt to get pictures out to you, our loyal readers, as quickly as possible.