Jellybean Celebrates Boston "Bean" on Verge of Debut

Only weeks before her own scheduled debut, the Jellybean's press department released news of the imminent debut of another star in Boston, Massachusetts. Many have assumed this star -- who coincidentally has been described with the similar moniker "the Bean" -- might be a potential competitor with our beloved Jellybean. "Let's be honest; there is room for only so many 'beans' out there," one critic remarked earlier this year. However, the Jellybean's press department emphasized there were no such competitive feelings between these two "beans" and that the Jellybean herself was excitedly following the developments in Boston with rapt attention.

"We here at Camp Jellybean are ecstatic about this new starlet in the Boston area and feel any suggestion of competition between us and 'the Bean' is completely ridiculous. DC and Boston are 400 miles apart; there's plenty of room for both these stars to prosper. We wish the best to all those involved with this career launch and hope these two 'beans' will be friends, co-stars and partners in two highly successful careers." With this debut happening in the next twenty-four hours, it would appear Boston is truly living up to the name "Beantown."