Jellybean Debuts, Fans Celebrate

A Star Is Born!

Amid fanfare befitting the most promising of young celebrities, the Jellybean debuted yesterday afternoon at 4:03pm at Sibley Memorial Hospital. Both of her co-agents were on the scene and Dr. Newman and RN Kamillah were chief in choreographing the specifics of the truly successful debut. The Jellybean looked ravishing in a white receiving blanket and pink-bowed cap as the scene quickly exploded in flash bulbs from assorted paparazzi and fans as she appeared. In a press release issued immediately after the debut, it was revealed the Jellybean is actually Katharine Taylor Louise Winthrop although she would be known to her fans as simply Kay Taylor.

One fashion maven commented from the scene: “I don’t know who swaddled that receiving blanket but she looks stunning. I’d say she must be about 20 inches long and roughly 6 pounds 10 ounces – an excellent example of how a young star should look.” Another fan from the scene: “I’m just so happy she’s here. I’m no Joan Collins but I think she looks beautiful.”

An industry insider praised the two co-agents this morning. “One could hardly ask for a smoother debut, especially from two novice agents like hers. Special credit goes to her mother/co-agent who really labored through the entire process. She did an outstanding job.”

The Bean Patch has secured photos of the event and will pass them on to our readers as they become ready for publication.