Jellybean Doesn't Show as Scheduled Debut Date Passes

With winter beginning to arrive in DC, temperatures were low but spirits high yesterday as paparazzi and fans together collected outside Sibley Memorial Hospital expecting to be part of the debut of our beloved Jellybean. However, the day passed without so much as a sign of our young star, although many kept vigil knowing her debut would still be soon. "We're just here because we want to be part of history," one fan commented. Industry observers were more indifferent about the developments. "I've said before these 'debut dates' are targets, not appointments to be kept. We know from reports by the talent coaches, she's ready for debut, but it's impossible to tell when the Jellybean herself will be ready." The waiting continues.

In other news and in response to requests by our readers, the Bean Patch has obtained several photos of the Jellybean's DC bachelorette pad. Reports are that the firm of JLSW/DSS Decorators were responsible for the design, and Tom & Dudley Contractors were tasked with bringing the design into reality. Both firms have clearly outdone themselves in making a room fitting of such a high-style celebrity as the Jellybean.